story of my life
i want to go professional on the tumblr
leave all this bullshit behind
This is the most accurate sentence that has ever been said on national television.
Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….
YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.
Bend it like a Brazilian rioter.
I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.
shall now refer to my period as ‘the red wedding’
"The uterus sends it’s regards’
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
It just makes me sick that Hillary Clinton is on this list. I mean I disagree with some of these women’s politics, but most of them haven’t actively murdered others all around the world.